Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭
he will forever be known as the guy so loathsome that merely interacting with him killed the pope
Alternatively think of it as the Pope using his divine blessing from God to stay alive for just one more day so that he could tell JD Vance to his face that he ain't shit
what horror trope would you fall for
wouldn't having a clone be so cool tho…
ai is so useful! i love robots! surely they will never turn on me
hmmm. well i think the house is cheap enough to excuse the brutal murders
oh i got bit by a zombie. it’s probably fine. i think i’ll just ignore it
i’m lost and this super hot freak is inviting me into their castle
i’m gonna summon a demon with my besties it’s gonna be so fun
hey guys we’ll cover way more ground if we split up
the cursed amulet
YOU FORGOT ONE (tell me in notes!)
See Resultsguy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
absolutely
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